I started brewing beer a few years ago after I retired. I started with a Mr. Beer kit and went from there. My latest and probably best batch is a chocolate orange stout I finished around the holidays. I am sipping on a oatmeal stout as we speak.
Anyone brew beer?
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I don't brew my own, but my brother did for a few years. One of his house-mates was stealing his homebrew for a while. When my brother found out, he made a very special batch.
Each bottle had a rather generous quantity of liquid laxative added to it. Tasteless and colorless, it worked great. Apparently this guy was supplying his own friends with my brother's homebrew for a while.
The beer had enough laxative to give about a 20-30 minute head-start...then it was a medium paced canter to the toilet. Beer stopped going missing after a while. True story.
Each bottle had a rather generous quantity of liquid laxative added to it. Tasteless and colorless, it worked great. Apparently this guy was supplying his own friends with my brother's homebrew for a while.
The beer had enough laxative to give about a 20-30 minute head-start...then it was a medium paced canter to the toilet. Beer stopped going missing after a while. True story.
Ouch! The old X Lax deal. Not good. Are you in Australia or New Zealand?I don't brew my own, but my brother did for a few years. One of his house-mates was stealing his homebrew for a while. When my brother found out, he made a very special batch.
Each bottle had a rather generous quantity of liquid laxative added to it. Tasteless and colorless, it worked great. Apparently this guy was supplying his own friends with my brother's homebrew for a while.
The beer had enough laxative to give about a 20-30 minute head-start...then it was a medium paced canter to the toilet. Beer stopped going missing after a while. True story.
Polara_500
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WTH?? I hit Like and both Like and Dislike pop up, can get rid of Like but not the Dislike.......... Suxx.
Funny and righteous addition to the brew.
Funny and righteous addition to the brew.
New Zealand......you're safe.
Thanks. Don't worry...I wear the DISLIKE's like a badge of honour.WTH?? I hit Like and both Like and Dislike pop up, can get rid of Like but not the Dislike.......... Suxx.
Damn phone. The buttons are too close together. LOLThanks. Don't worry...I wear the DISLIKE's like a badge of honour.
Polara_500
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Phone?? Websites are too much of a pain on a mini computer. I use a standard qwerty keyboard and still have the occasional issue with buttons too close together/too far apart, of course those issues are greatly exacerbated when I get a snootful. This old dog resists as long as he can.
multimopes
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I'm a little late to this party. I don't brew but I drink beer daily; but only for the last 50 years or so!